Ski/Snowboard: Snowboard
Years as Exec: 4
Spirit Animal and why: The racoon because I am a liar and a thief. Racoons are liars right?
Favourite Ski Club Memory: Winning beer bus olympics in 2009-10 in Golden
If I was a drink what would I be: Probably water
Drinking Skill: Memory loss
Goal for the year: Lots of riding, no injuries
Mountain you lost your ski/board v-card to: Marmot Basin
If you could name a run on a mountain, what would it be: UA Ski and Snowboard, cheers and raise up your cups
3 Float Your Boats: Fresh snow, beer, bunny rabbits
3 Grind Your Gears: Skiers, Jack Daniels, full grown rabbits
FACT: Flames suck

Ski/Board: Pixie Sticks
Years as Exec: 2
Spirit Animal and why: An ape because I am damn dirty
Favourite Ski Club Memory: the Apex glades
If I was a drink what would I be: Irish car bomb and only the finest jiggers would drink me
Drinking Skill: A certain variation of flip cup…
Goal for the year: Last year my ski tracks app said I went 94 km/h… This year I want to break 100. I also still need to pull off a 360. For real this time.
Mountain you lost your ski/board v-card to: Shames Mountains
If you could name a run on a mountain, what would it be: Double Snow Rudder
3 Float Your Boats: Buoyancy, Moon Juice, Team Inversion
3 Grind Your Gears: Scraping a windshield, mosquitoes, strawbeeries (yes, it’s spelt correctly)
FACT: She stole my heart and my cat.

Ski/Snowboard: braobwonS\ikS
Years as Exec: 2
Spirit Animal and why: Wolverine. Nobody messes with Wolverines. You’re fearless, assertive (okay, aggressive), and tenacious. You might be a Marine, or a middle linebacker. You’re the best at whatever you choose to do, because you give yourself no alternative.
Favourite Ski Club Memory: The day I got iced in the middle of Japanese Village in front of respectable families.
If I was a drink what would I be: A Root and Root and Root. AKA Rcubed. Thats rootbeer schnappes mixed with root beer mixed with rootbeer vodka.
Drinking Skill: Drinking a 15 pack of PABST
Goal for the year: Corked 5
Mountain you lost your ski/board v-card to: Snow Valley
If you could name a run on a mountain, what would it be: Devils bottom
3 Float Your Boats: PABST BLUE RIBBON, Showtime Booters, Chicks in bikinis
3 Grind Your Gears: What do you mean your out of PABST BLUE RIBBON, Green runs, Ski patrol
FACT: More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.

Ski/Snowboard: Snowboarder… soon to be a skier? …Yup skier
Years as Exec: 1
Spirit Animal and why: I’d be a cougar. I like the young ones.
Favourite Ski Club Memory: Hearing Annie Hervieux’s head get smoked into a tv by past execs carrying her home one night… good stuff.
If I was a drink what would I be: None of this would be shit–I AM HOT 100
Drinking Skill: Flip Cup-Winner of 1 vs. 1 Britt vs. Bryn best of 21. Quarters are a close second though.
Goal for the year: Improve upon my microphone skills if possible… but I’ve heard they’re already really awesome.
Mountain you lost your ski/board v-card to: Marmot Basin
If you could name a run on a mountain, what would it be: Slippery Slope. It would be a bunny hill.
3 Float Your Boats: Sailboats, my collection of brightly coloured windbreakers, free beer.
3 Grind Your Gears: The word moist, doing dishes, pregnant porn stars (the real kind and the other kind).
FACT: How about two? The ancient Greeks used to think that wearing amethyst would prevent you from getting drunk, and medieval citizens of the 15th century referred to gin as “mother’s ruin” because they thought it could induce abortions. They were both very, very wrong.

Ski/Snowboard: Flip Cup at the Chalet.
Years as Exec: Rookie
Spirit Animal and why: Chewbacca. I’m best friends with Harrison Ford.
Favourite Ski Club Memory: Britt on the mic after Hot 100. And election day
If I was a drink what would I be: Trouble.
Drinking Skill: Shotgunning, pass the 60.
Goal for the year: Win Beer Bus Olympics. And avoid sleeping under tables in the chalet.
Mountain you lost your ski/board v-card to: Seven Hills
If you could name a run on a mountain, what would it be: Flow Smoother Than Smytty
3 Float Your Boats: Burt Reynolds, candy thongs, 3 am Dennys
3 Grind Your Gears: low pressure water fountains, when other ppl have taken yoshi on mariokart, hashtags on fbook
FACT: I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this. I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver’s full of shit, man.

Ski/Snowboard: Snowboard
Years as Exec: 2
Spirit Animal and why: Bear
Favourite Ski Club Memory: Winning Beer Bus Olympics two years in a row.
If I was a drink what would I be: A can of Coke filled full with Jack Daniels.
Drinking Skill: Flip Cup
Goal for the year: Find the pow!
Mountain you lost your ski/board v-card to: Whitewater
If you could name a run on a mountain, what would it be: Hot Sauce
3 Float Your Boats: FS 3′s, Hot sauce, B.C.
3 Grind Your Gears: Injuries, The Super Nintendo freezing, Winters in Edmonton
FACT: If you’re gonna play in Texas, you gotta have a fiddle in the band.

Ski/Snowboard: Ski
Years as Exec: 2
Spirit Animal and why: Parrot, because I just keep talking and talking. Even when no one is really listening. I mean, it doesn’t really matter if someone is listening, does it?
Favourite Ski Club Memory: Reading Week ’09. My first ski club trip.
If I was a drink what would I be: Boxed wine. In the right glass it has the potential of looking classy, but at the end of the day (or at the completion of the box) its true colors always come out.
Drinking Skill: Getting caught on buffalo.
Goal for the year: Have bus 1 redeem itself after the “special” display of talent we put on during beer bus Olympics last year. Lets see if we can be sober enough to have at least one eye open while playing this time, what do you say guys?
Mountain you lost your ski/board v-card to: Sunshine… but it was one of those awkward, sloppy firsts that you don’t “really” count. I gave my heart to Fernie.
If you could name a run on a mountain, what would it be: “This way to beer”
3 Float Your Boats: Nerfsbie, Ski trips, Caffeine in any form
3 Grind Your Gears: 8 a.m., Liquor laws (see FACT, those poor moose), that awkward time between warm weather and ski season (Yes Fall, I’m talking about you. You can go straight to hell)
FACT: It is against the law in Alaska to give alcohol to a moose.

“Master of Administration… or Secretary if you wanna be a dick about it.”
Ski/Snowboard: Shredstick
Years as Exec: Uno
Spirit Animal and why: The Owl – 72% Creativity, 58% Compassion, 52% Strength, 64% Intelligence, 100% Badass. Some shitty website told me this.
Favourite Ski Club Memory: Crowd surfing down the isle of a bus.
If I was a drink what would I be: Gin aka The Panty Remover
Drinking Skill: What can I say, I’m better when I’m drunk.
Goal for the year: Tool Diggs in King of the Mountain
Mountain you lost your ski/board v-card to: Rabbit
If you could name a run on a mountain, what would it be: The Cherry’d Bowl
3 Float Your Boats: Swell, Handrails, Zeppelin
3 Grind Your Gears: No gears grinding, Ski Club Keeps it Wet
FACT: To the U of A Ski Club Cheers and Raise up your Cup, Wakin’ Early’s Easy When Your Still Fucked Up!